Monday, October 21, 2013

Two Recent Tidbits:

During our last ultrasound little Blue was being completely uncooperative.  Her spine was facing us, and the technician couldn't get her face or parts of her heart.  I got up, walked around, poked my stomach a bit, gave Blue a talking to, and tried again.  She hadn't moved.  The technician eventually gave up, but just before it was done she said "Oh!  Look!  She's patting herself on the back."  "Sure," I said, "She's all proud of herself for being such a stinker and refusing to move....I wonder where she got that from...KRISTIN."

Lying on the couch the other night:
Me:  If this daughter of yours doesn't stop kicking my bladder I'm going to get really mad.
Kristin:  It's her way of making a joke.
Me:  Not funny.
Kristin:  You better watch out...soon you will have two trouble makers in the house...whispering in the corner...scheming and plotting against you.
Me:  I gotta pee.

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